return my video game
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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