If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
being pregnant is like rehab
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
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