i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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