I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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