Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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