I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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