We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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