I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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