shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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