The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
