good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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