i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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