OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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