Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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