I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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