i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Randomize
