Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
50% drunk capacity currently
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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