guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
it's like iHOP with fire
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
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