is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
And then my night got REAL pukey
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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