I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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