I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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