I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
im on a boat
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