Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
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