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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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