at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Bring me that man meat
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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