Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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