Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
The struggles of a small town man whore
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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