Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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You. Win. At. Life.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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