I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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