Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
So much Jack, so little girl.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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