how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Sex in the backyard? Check.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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