Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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