Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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