Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
We are all done wearing pants today
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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