He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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