I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
You pole danced in your parka.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
