dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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