you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I'm just crazy horny about you
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
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