But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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