Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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