they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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