Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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