I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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