Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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