Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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