doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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