Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Randomize
