Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
