Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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