If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Umm I'm too high to move.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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