So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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