I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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