You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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