If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
